Its all in name

Americans have a very peculiar habit. They always come up with fanciful and high sounding names for even very trivial work people.Like a help in a store is known as Customer Sales Associate. A guy in BPO is known as Cutomers Service Executive.Even the chaiwala in SlumDog Millionaire had a fanciful American name.I think it would be a great injustice if we do not do the same favour to rest of the people around us . So here are the few names suggested for these people. 

 

Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist 

House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager 

Typist - Printed Document Handler 

Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer 

Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician 

Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer 

Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technicians 

Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer 

Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist 

Cook - Food Preparation Officer 

Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist